Monday, 24 December 2012

"Now if you'll excuse me, Captains, I have an appointment with eternity; and I don't want to be late." - Soran, Star Trek: Generations



Zed: You'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MiB special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you. From now on you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You'll not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born. Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue. You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men in Black.  



"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." ~ Quote from MIB, Agent "K"




Al-Fatiha (The Opening) 

الفاتحة (فتح)
אל פאטיה (הפתיחה)
  


In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
بِسْمِ اللّهِ الرَّحْمـَنِ الرَّحِيمِ

בשמו של אללה, המיטיב, הרחמן.
 
1 Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds,
الْحَمْدُ للّهِ رَبِّ الْعَالَمِينَ
שבח לאללה, ריבון העולמים,
 
2 The Beneficent, the Merciful:
الرَّحْمـنِ الرَّحِيمِ
המיטיב, רחמן:
 

3 Owner of the Day of Judgment,

مَـالِكِ يَوْمِ الدِّينِ
בעלים של יום הדין,
 

4 Thee (alone) we worship; Thee alone we ask for help.
إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ
טי (לבד) אנו סוגדים; Thee לבד אנחנו מבקשים עזרה.
 
5 Show us the straight path,
اهدِنَــــا الصِّرَاطَ المُستَقِيمَ
תראה לנו את הדרך הישרה,
 
6 The path of those whom Thou hast favored; Not (the path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray.
صِرَاطَ الَّذِينَ أَنعَمتَ عَلَيهِمْ غَيرِ المَغضُوبِ عَلَيهِمْ وَلاَ الضَّالِّينَ  
 דרכו של מי שיש בידך חביבה, לא (הנתיב) ולא של אלה ההולכים שולל אלה שמרוויחים את כעסך יהיה.
*stands from my command chair,
and pulls a Walter PPK from behind my back.
notices the eyes widen as my jewish crew
wonders where in hell I got a gun from which country.
smiles sadistically in response.*

"Wouldn't you like to know."

*walks towards the bay doors to prepare for transport,
addresses my crew one final time.*

"Mrs. Fischer, you have the bridge.
Try not to get a scratch on her.
She's brand spanking new.
Lt. Le Beouf, remain at tactical.
Lt. Commander Cohen, take the helm.
Ensign Trachtenberg, get on communications
and relay to all jews in america-babylon-satanica,
it's time for the rats to leave the sinking ship."

*Sees the astonishment in my crew's eyes,
and the quizzacal look on Mrs. Fischer's face.
I fight the slowly-but-surely dying urge
to stroke her hair behind her ear.
Instead opting for the Schindler kiss of Helen Hirsch,
by placing a loving, brotherly kiss on her forehead.
The moment calls for it."

"Relax, sister. I'm beaming aboard the enemy vessel.
They commit their sins of hate in the holiest name of Jesus Christ."

*slams a fresh magazine round into my Bond anointed gun*

"Fight fire with fire, Israel.
Fight fire with fire."

(Three to beam up, Israel.)

[December 23, FY12 99 A.D. j-ew Sunday 2254]

Hecate, my dear Charlotte,

I forgot about your Beauty and the Beast obligation.
I'd say the story kind of fits our relationship category.

After that, it's time for us to mate, honey.
I want the best genetics for our daughter.

[December 24, FY12 99 A.D. j-ew Monday 1517]

Vicky,
a judge is not just a system of punishment.
It is a system of reward.

And even though I have earned reward countless times,
the human race out of hate has only delivered unjust punishment.
This includes you and all the women I love.

Goodbye, Vic.
Stay celibate until me, criminal victoria.

[1519]

Dakota, I'm in a rush.
I have an important meeting coming up.

A part of me hoped you would be my Xmas surprise.
The STD blood tests take some time to verify
due to the dormancy factor of H.I.V.
It scares the Howard Hughes in me just to type it.

Have a merry Xmas, and tell your mother, Jackie,
that I look forward to making her a proud mother-in-law.
Of course, we all know I'm not really in-law material.

Farewell, sweetheart.
Wait for me, Love.
Just like I promise to wait for you.

Matthew 6:9-13 The Lord's Prayer
9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
10 Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in earth, as it is in heaven.
11 Give us this day our daily bread.
12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.

13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.
Luke 11:2-4 The Lord's Prayer
2 And he said unto them, When ye pray, say, Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, as in heaven, so in earth.
3 Give us day by day our daily bread.
4 And forgive us our sins; for we also forgive every one that is indebted to us. And lead us not into temptation; but deliver us from evil.
Ladies and Gentlemen of the United Nations,

As of now, I don't have budget to recharge my phone.
I can check my S.B.I. bank balance at an ATM machine.
Obviously, I will do so on Christmas morning after waking.

*faces Celebrity Elite Prostitutes Incognito Centre,
aka Celebrity E.P.I.-Centre*

"Hike those skirts up about three inches."

Sincerely,
In the name of Jesus Christ,
(Who else but....)

The Archangel Michael

PS Bonjour. Salut.
France, you are being promoted respectfully asap
to human resource management of the Guild Junction.
Je m'appelle Zeframe Cochrane et Aurelius Venport.
Dans l'ecole j'etudie francais pour cinq ans.
That's about all I can say. (Yes. Five years.)
Oh, and je vais a la plage et le bibliotheque.
I want Japanese hardware and Chinese software.
Make sure no other country of the Orient feels left out.
If you have a complaint, France,
then create a complaint department,
and be the first to file a complaint,
but know that I AM CONTROLLING INTEREST.
Au revoir, mes amies.

PPS If the security of S.B.I. scares you,
then send enough to open a more secure account,
along with some pocket cash and deduct it from the overall donation.
I'll do my best to register every rupee spent.
And you can send the remaining money at a sooner specified date.

PPSS. Italy, you are helping me
rebuild the Vatican after
the St. Malachy Prophecy of the Popes takes effect.

Matthew 27:46 And about the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani? that is to say, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me? 
Mark 15:34 And at the ninth hour Jesus cried with a loud voice, saying, Eloi, Eloi, lama sabachthani? which is, being interpreted, My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?
Luke 23:46 And when Jesus had cried with a loud voice, he said, Father, into thy hands I commend my spirit: and having said thus, he gave up the ghost.
John 19:30 When Jesus therefore had received the vinegar, he said, It is finished: and he bowed his head, and gave up the ghost.
My first official act as Prince of Israel, I.P. Man, will be to legalize X-LSD-THC-Cocaine-MDMA.
To hell with NATO/U.N. embargoes and what not.
My first official act as the Caliph of Islam, Imam of the Heaven Congreation,
will be to embargo both the United States and India.
Turn about is fair play, ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations.

Adieu and farewell, human race of sin.

Saturday, 22 December 2012

Bow ties are cool. (and) Oh, this is my friend River. Nice hair, clever, and has her own gun. And unlike me, she really doesn't mind shooting people. I shouldn't like that. Kinda do, a bit.


Rose: Five million Cybermen: Easy. One Doctor? [grins] Now you're scared. 
Genesis 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”
Genesis 2:21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and then closed up the place with flesh.
The Doctor: [as a hologram] This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen; this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing. We must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. And that's okay. Hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home. [Rose protests] And I bet you're fussing and moaning now - typical! But hold on and just listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Programme One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it; no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing, that's all, one thing. [turns to Rose, his voice no longer sounding projected] Have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life.

Genesis 2:22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man. 

Son of Mine: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing — the fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why — why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden... he was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did.

Revelation 18:10 Terrified at her torment, they will stand far off and cry: “‘Woe! Woe to you, great city, you mighty city of Babylon! In one hour your doom has come!’
Remember, ladies and gentlemen of the United Nations,
as of now I have no country; I have the cross.
I'm just keeping the ownership of the human race throne warm
for One Born of Immaculate Conception.

In one hour I will have nuked three major u.s. metropolises,
held thirty seven cities as nuclear hostages
(thirty for each juz america-satanica hates and denies
and seven for each of the seven sins they think they're above),
and signed the unconditional surrender of america-satanica to me,
thereby releasing all their nuclear launch codes to me alone.

Luke 20:15 So they threw the son out of the vineyard and killed him.“What then will the owner of the vineyard do to them?
Luke 20:16 He will come and kill those tenants and give the vineyard to others.” When the people heard this, they said, “God forbid!”
*faces the United Nations*

Well, I'm back.
And this speech has to do with
you considering potus to be the most powerful man on earth.
potus knowingly and willingly invited satan into his home-office
to fuck his firstborn daughter in the most guarded u.s. soil.
potus kneeled before a teenage thief prince of satan
the same way a slave kneels before a master.
All I wanted was a respectful handshake in secret.
Is that who you people want to respect and admire?

I, Aurelius Venport and Zefram Cochrane,
am the sole male responsible for taking the human race off the earth.
Why wouldn't I be the most powerful man on the earth?

After the fall of the u.s. of hate, america-satanica,
Germany will be in charge of matching their drug production.
This is my first order to the E.U. towards Guild Junction.
Right now, we view Spain as the holy real launch site.
And the United Kingdom as managing the finances.
As more instructions come in, we will regulate them
to the different countries of the European Union.
For instance, perhaps France can take care of part of the manufacturing.
Just get rid of that stupid rule about muslim women not wearing their face coverings.
It's a serious insult to my muslim rule.

*faces the royals of the globe*

I'll admit at first I viewed our table as a long table
with me on one end and England at the other.
Due to a vision I had in Amalapuram some months ago,
I pictured the Vatican and Jordan to my right and left.
This vision was of the Pope and Rania both praying for me,
and me viewing them as my only real friends at the time,
perhaps now as my best friends.
However, I see Saudi Arabia as a critical ally,
so I could only put them to the right or left of England,
sitting at the opposite end.
And now, Spain and Brunei have shown up,
along with the interests of Microsoft.
And even Tokyo has had their place with me for some time.
Also, recently Swasiland came up in my research.
So in a move to make everyone feel valued and respected...

*puts my chief apostlic hands on the long table
and changes it into a round table of chivalry*

Sound familiar?
Good and Great.
I am the First among Equals:
The Mule First Citizen.
Rotate positions around the round table,
so that no royal feels left out of the mix.

And England, you are my wife.
The men of England need not feel hated.
For I believe them to be Israel's brother-in-law,
the good kind not the bad kind.

Thank you, dear London, for Charlotte and Blue.
(Now just pray that to me they stay loyal and true.)

Surah 1 The Opening
In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.
1 All praise is due to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds.
 2 The Beneficent, The Merciful.
3 Master of the Day of Judgment
4 Thee do we serve, and thee do we worship.
5 Keep us on the right path.
6 The path of those upon whom thou hast bestowed favours, not the path of those upon whom thy wrath is brought down (nor of those who go astray).

(I really hate repeating myself, folks.)

Exodus 23:20 Behold, I send an Angel before thee, to keep thee in the way, and to bring thee into the place which I have prepared.
Exodus 23:21 Beware of him, and obey his voice, provoke him not; for he will not pardon your transgressions: for my name is in him.
Exodus 23:22 But if thou shalt indeed obey his voice, and do all that I speak; then I will be an enemy unto thine enemies, and an adversary unto thine adversaries.
Luke 6:40 The student is not above the teacher, but everyone who is fully trained will be like their teacher.
Hecate,

I don't know if you're reading this.
But I want you to know I love you,
for the reason of you being the woman
who came closest to loving me as Hades.
My memories show my research into you
as stating you live in the Underworld fulltime.
It's not a contractual thing for you,
where you spend only half the year.
It's been a while since I looked that up,
and maybe I'm wrong, so I don't want to look again.
I prefer beleiving in your love for me.
All the other women are sure to worship me as Pluto,
but that becomes their love for money and not God.

Whatever you did, I will forgive you.
Even after your tears cried for me.
But I must punish you as a Jew-Catholic-Muslim.

I mean think about it, Hecate.
I plan on turning water into wine.
Who better to be my apprentice?

And I promise you, Riddick assigned punishment in full scale
for your males not me after your tears of thanks for my seed.

What you fail to understand is that I must take care of my people,
whether they be Jewish-Catholic-Muslim, all of them are my fold.

I promise you one very important thing since I know you don't trust me.
(But remember it was me who didn't trust you first.)
I will not have sex with you until after I make love to Dakota,
God willing by her conscious choice to be mine for life.
And I will not so much as touch you sexually,
until after I have sexually broken in my forty IDF women.
You have my word as a Fremen lord.

And you have my love as your husband for the rest of your life.

P.S. I will beat and abuse you during the waiting period for my seed.
This I promise will raise in degree of pain for you the more you rebel.

[December 20, FY12 99 A.D. j-ew Thursday 1242]

Okay. Here we go.

I love you, Hecate.
And I promise to beat you into a coma, daily and nightly.
Without having sex with you.
Until you learn to worship the ground I walk on at home.
You are my wife.
And I love you dearly and passionately.
You are one of the most important women in my life to me.

Imagine my mind's knowledge is a vault.
Every time you sin against me and my love for you,
you create yet another barrier and/or door that you must bypass.
I want to share my knowledge with you.
You are my partner in knowledge.
But right now, you have no respect for the sacrifices I've made
to earn that knowledge before the Cross of Jesus Christ.

You have to say goodbye to your life, Hecate.
River Song had to give up her regenerations so the Doctor could live.
We are one flesh in Jesus Christ,
and I, the Doctor, need my River Song to love me and save me.

"Isn't it about time someone saved your life, Peter Parker?"
- Mary Jane Watson

And just stop being ashamed of me.
It's not that I get off to having you as a celebrity wife.
You are not a celebrity to me.
You are a goddess.
So stop acting like a spoiled little girl who never suffered a breath in her life,
and start behaving like a grateful ideal woman who loves her husband for life.

Mark 8:38 If anyone is ashamed of me and my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his Father’s glory with the holy angels.”
Luke 9:26 Whoever is ashamed of me and my words, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his glory and in the glory of the Father and of the holy angels.
I earned the reward of faithful-obedient wives, Emma.
Starting with you and Dakota.
My love for London is very, very fucking real.
Don't ever question my gratitude for England.

Finish your biblical movie.
I'm proud of you, without the sin of pride.
But after that, it's time to come home-office to me.
And let me take care of you like the regal princess of Israel.

And stop fucking around.
Those tears of yours were so beautiful to me.
No woman has ever cried for me that I experienced.
It was love like I never felt before.
It was like the scene in Matrix Revolutions
when Trinity and Neo fly up beyond the dark clouds
and see the sun for the first time.
Your tears were the sun to me, Hecate.

That's why I'm going to backtrack your sexual history,
to the point of those tears and my top soldiers will execute my judgment.

And if we can't locate them,
We'll locate others to replace them of like quality.

Love,

Michael (Pluto Hades)

PS. And guess who's responsible for pulling the trigger.

Numbers 31:17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
Numbers 31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
[December 22, FY12 99 A.D. j-ew Saturday 1216]

Dear Dakota,

There's not much to say.
It kills me not knowing if you get my messages.
Anyway, if you're ashamed of me I understand.
Check into an Indian hotel,
come out dressed from head to toe as a muslim woman,
and no one will be the wiser.

I'll have to check your blood for STD's.
It's simple Howard Hughes protocol.
And then I'll have to inject you with contraceptive.
You are third in line for me to impregnate,
but first in line for me to love for all my life.
So don't feel bad at all.

I will wait for you, Dakota.
No matter how long it takes.
You have my word as a gentleman.

Love,

Michael

PS I've located a hot personal assistant for you,
And I've pinpointed a sexy as fuck sex slave pet.

PPS Ofcourse I'm scared.
Thirteen years is a long time.
I just want to please you so much
that I'm the last man you ever love.

To Vicky:

You are the reason the whole global deparment of justice is so fucked up.
You don't deserve the Dana Scully or Amy Pond upgrades I'm giving you.
However, our time is up so we just did it to get it out of our system.
Think of me as your Rory if you like, and the different royals and/or drug factories
as the faces of different Doctors that we visit.
I don't ever want to give you up.
If you knew how important our son was you would feel true penance.
But I can't tell you why our son is so important on a public line.

You give a death sentence punishment every time you commit fornication and adultery.
And my crimes are not even misdemeanors.
Smoking and masturbation. Like that's a big fucking sin compared
to murdering the heart of the only man who truly loves you.
Cos every time a woman I love fucks around it's another death inside.

That's it.
Goodbye.

From,

Michael

Rose: Hold on, this is the parallel universe right?
The Doctor: You're back home.
Donna: And the walls of the world are closing again, now that the reality bomb never happened. It's dimensional retro-closure. See, I really get that stuff now.
Rose: No but, I've spent all that time trying to find you, I'm not going back now.
The Doctor: But you've got to, because we saved the universe, but at a cost, and the cost is him. He destroyed the Daleks, he committed genocide, he's too dangerous to be left on his own.
New Doctor: You made me.
The Doctor: Exactly. You were born in battle, full of blood and anger and revenge. Remind you of someone? That's me when we first met, and you made me better. Now you can do the same for him.
Rose: But he's not you.
The Doctor: He needs you, that's very me.
Donna: But it's better than that though. Don't you see what he's trying to give you? Tell her, go on.
New Doctor: I look like him, I think like him, same memory, same thoughts, same everything—except I've only got one heart.
Rose: Which means?
New Doctor: I'm part human. Specifically the aging part, I'll grow old and never regenerate. I've only got one life, Rose Tyler. I could spend it with you, if you want.
Rose: [in disbelief] You'll grow old at the same time as me.
New Doctor: Together.
The Doctor: We've got to go. This reality is sealing itself off, forever.
Rose: But, it's still not right, 'cause the Doctor is still you.
The Doctor: And I'm him.
Rose: All right, both of you, answer me this: When I last stood on this beach, on the worst day of my life, what was the last thing you said to me? Go on, say it.
The Doctor: I said "Rose Tyler".
Rose: Yeah? ...And how was that sentence gonna end?
The Doctor: Does it need saying?
Rose: New Doctor, what was the end of that sentence?
[The New Doctor whispers something in her ear, presumably "I love you". Rose pauses briefly, then kisses him, allowing Donna and the original Doctor to slip away unnoticed into the TARDIS. As Rose realises, she turns to watch them go sadly. The New Doctor stands beside her and they hold hands.]


Genesis Chapter 1: The Creation of Light


1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.




Genesis Chapter 2: The Creation of Eve
1 Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.

2 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

3 And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made.

4 These are the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,

5 And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and there was not a man to till the ground.

6 But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground.

7 And the LORD God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

8 And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.

9 And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.

10 And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.

11 The name of the first is Pison: that is it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold;

12 And the gold of that land is good: there is bdellium and the onyx stone.

13 And the name of the second river is Gihon: the same is it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia.

14 And the name of the third river is Hiddekel: that is it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river is Euphrates.

15 And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it.

16 And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

17 But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.

18 And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

19 And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

21 And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;

22 And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.

23 And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.
24 Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.

25 And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.

Genesis Chapter 3: Original Sin


1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?


2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:


3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.


4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:


5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.


6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.


7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons.


8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.


9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?


10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.


11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?


12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.


13 And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.


14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:


15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.


16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.


17 And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;


18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;


19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.


20 And Adam called his wife's name Eve; because she was the mother of all living.


21 Unto Adam also and to his wife did the LORD God make coats of skins, and clothed them.

22 And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

23 Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

24 So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.



Genesis Chapter 4: The First Murder

1 And Adam knew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bare Cain, and said, I have gotten a man from the LORD.

2 And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

3 And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.


4 And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

5 But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

6 And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?

7 If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.

8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.

9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?

10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.

11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;

12 When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

13 And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can bear.

14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.

15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

16 And Cain went out from the presence of the LORD, and dwelt in the land of Nod, on the east of Eden.

17 And Cain knew his wife; and she conceived, and bare Enoch: and he builded a city, and called the name of the city, after the name of his son, Enoch.

18 And unto Enoch was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.

19 And Lamech took unto him two wives: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.

20 And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as dwell in tents, and of such as have cattle.

21 And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the harp and organ.

22 And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every artificer in brass and iron: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.

23 And Lamech said unto his wives, Adah and Zillah, Hear my voice; ye wives of Lamech, hearken unto my speech: for I have slain a man to my wounding, and a young man to my hurt.

24 If Cain shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech seventy and sevenfold.

25 And Adam knew his wife again; and she bare a son, and called his name Seth: For God, said she, hath appointed me another seed instead of Abel, whom Cain slew.

26 And to Seth, to him also there was born a son; and he called his name Enos: then began men to call upon the name of the LORD.


1 Samuel 17 - David and Goliath

1 Now the Philistines gathered together their armies to battle, and were gathered together at Shochoh, which belongeth to Judah, and pitched between Shochoh and Azekah, in Ephesdammim.
2 And Saul and the men of Israel were gathered together, and pitched by the valley of Elah, and set the battle in array against the Philistines.
3 And the Philistines stood on a mountain on the one side, and Israel stood on a mountain on the other side: and there was a valley between them.
4 And there went out a champion out of the camp of the Philistines, named Goliath, of Gath, whose height was six cubits and a span.
5 And he had an helmet of brass upon his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail; and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of brass.
6 And he had greaves of brass upon his legs, and a target of brass between his shoulders.
7 And the staff of his spear was like a weaver's beam; and his spear's head weighed six hundred shekels of iron: and one bearing a shield went before him.


8 And he stood and cried unto the armies of Israel, and said unto them, Why are ye come out to set your battle in array? am not I a Philistine, and ye servants to Saul? choose you a man for you, and let him come down to me.
9 If he be able to fight with me, and to kill me, then will we be your servants: but if I prevail against him, and kill him, then shall ye be our servants, and serve us.

10 And the Philistine said, I defy the armies of Israel this day; give me a man, that we may fight together.
11 When Saul and all Israel heard those words of the Philistine, they were dismayed, and greatly afraid.
12 Now David was the son of that Ephrathite of Bethlehemjudah, whose name was Jesse; and he had eight sons: and the man went among men for an old man in the days of Saul.
13 And the three eldest sons of Jesse went and followed Saul to the battle: and the names of his three sons that went to the battle were Eliab the firstborn, and next unto him Abinadab, and the third Shammah.
14 And David was the youngest: and the three eldest followed Saul.
15 But David went and returned from Saul to feed his father's sheep at Bethlehem.
16 And the Philistine drew near morning and evening, and presented himself forty days.
17 And Jesse said unto David his son, Take now for thy brethren an ephah of this parched corn, and these ten loaves, and run to the camp to thy brethren;
18 And carry these ten cheeses unto the captain of their thousand, and look how thy brethren fare, and take their pledge.
19 Now Saul, and they, and all the men of Israel, were in the valley of Elah, fighting with the Philistines.
20 And David rose up early in the morning, and left the sheep with a keeper, and took, and went, as Jesse had commanded him; and he came to the trench, as the host was going forth to the fight, and shouted for the battle.
21 For Israel and the Philistines had put the battle in array, army against army.
22 And David left his carriage in the hand of the keeper of the carriage, and ran into the army, and came and saluted his brethren.
23 And as he talked with them, behold, there came up the champion, the Philistine of Gath, Goliath by name, out of the armies of the Philistines, and spake according to the same words: and David heard them.
24 And all the men of Israel, when they saw the man, fled from him, and were sore afraid.
25 And the men of Israel said, Have ye seen this man that is come up? surely to defy Israel is he come up: and it shall be, that the man who killeth him, the king will enrich him with great riches, and will give him his daughter, and make his father's house free in Israel.
26 And David spake to the men that stood by him, saying, What shall be done to the man that killeth this Philistine, and taketh away the reproach from Israel? for who is this uncircumcised Philistine, that he should defy the armies of the living God?
27 And the people answered him after this manner, saying, So shall it be done to the man that killeth him.
28 And Eliab his eldest brother heard when he spake unto the men; and Eliab's anger was kindled against David, and he said, Why camest thou down hither? and with whom hast thou left those few sheep in the wilderness? I know thy pride, and the naughtiness of thine heart; for thou art come down that thou mightest see the battle.
29 And David said, What have I now done? Is there not a cause?
30 And he turned from him toward another, and spake after the same manner: and the people answered him again after the former manner.
31 And when the words were heard which David spake, they rehearsed them before Saul: and he sent for him.
32 And David said to Saul, Let no man's heart fail because of him; thy servant will go and fight with this Philistine.
33 And Saul said to David, Thou art not able to go against this Philistine to fight with him: for thou art but a youth, and he a man of war from his youth.
34 And David said unto Saul, Thy servant kept his father's sheep, and there came a lion, and a bear, and took a lamb out of the flock:
35 And I went out after him, and smote him, and delivered it out of his mouth: and when he arose against me, I caught him by his beard, and smote him, and slew him.
36 Thy servant slew both the lion and the bear: and this uncircumcised Philistine shall be as one of them, seeing he hath defied the armies of the living God.
37 David said moreover, The LORD that delivered me out of the paw of the lion, and out of the paw of the bear, he will deliver me out of the hand of this Philistine. And Saul said unto David, Go, and the LORD be with thee.
38 And Saul armed David with his armour, and he put an helmet of brass upon his head; also he armed him with a coat of mail.
39 And David girded his sword upon his armour, and he assayed to go; for he had not proved it. And David said unto Saul, I cannot go with these; for I have not proved them. And David put them off him.
40 And he took his staff in his hand, and chose him five smooth stones out of the brook, and put them in a shepherd's bag which he had, even in a scrip; and his sling was in his hand: and he drew near to the Philistine.
41 And the Philistine came on and drew near unto David; and the man that bare the shield went before him.
42 And when the Philistine looked about, and saw David, he disdained him: for he was but a youth, and ruddy, and of a fair countenance.
43 And the Philistine said unto David, Am I a dog, that thou comest to me with staves? And the Philistine cursed David by his gods.
44 And the Philistine said to David, Come to me, and I will give thy flesh unto the fowls of the air, and to the beasts of the field.
45 Then said David to the Philistine, Thou comest to me with a sword, and with a spear, and with a shield: but I come to thee in the name of the LORD of hosts, the God of the armies of Israel, whom thou hast defied.
46 This day will the LORD deliver thee into mine hand; and I will smite thee, and take thine head from thee; and I will give the carcases of the host of the Philistines this day unto the fowls of the air, and to the wild beasts of the earth; that all the earth may know that there is a God in Israel.
47 And all this assembly shall know that the LORD saveth not with sword and spear: for the battle is the LORD'S, and he will give you into our hands.
48 And it came to pass, when the Philistine arose, and came and drew nigh to meet David, that David hasted, and ran toward the army to meet the Philistine.
49 And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone, and slang it, and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead; and he fell upon his face to the earth.
50 So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and with a stone, and smote the Philistine, and slew him; but there was no sword in the hand of David.
51 Therefore David ran, and stood upon the Philistine, and took his sword, and drew it out of the sheath thereof, and slew him, and cut off his head therewith. And when the Philistines saw their champion was dead, they fled.
52 And the men of Israel and of Judah arose, and shouted, and pursued the Philistines, until thou come to the valley, and to the gates of Ekron. And the wounded of the Philistines fell down by the way to Shaaraim, even unto Gath, and unto Ekron.
53 And the children of Israel returned from chasing after the Philistines, and they spoiled their tents.
54 And David took the head of the Philistine, and brought it to Jerusalem; but he put his armour in his tent.
55 And when Saul saw David go forth against the Philistine, he said unto Abner, the captain of the host, Abner, whose son is this youth? And Abner said, As thy soul liveth, O king, I cannot tell.
56 And the king said, Enquire thou whose son the stripling is.
57 And as David returned from the slaughter of the Philistine, Abner took him, and brought him before Saul with the head of the Philistine in his hand.
58 And Saul said to him, Whose son art thou, thou young man? And David answered, I am the son of thy servant Jesse the Bethlehemite.



 Ephesians Chapter 5: Husbands and Wives





1 Be ye therefore followers of God, as dear children;

2 And walk in love, as Christ also hath loved us, and hath given himself for us an offering and a sacrifice to God for a sweetsmelling savour.

3 But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not be once named among you, as becometh saints;


 4 Neither filthiness, nor foolish talking, nor jesting, which are not convenient: but rather giving of thanks.


 5 For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.



 6 Let no man deceive you with vain words: for because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience.


 7 Be not ye therefore partakers with them.



 8 For ye were sometimes darkness, but now are ye light in the Lord: walk as children of light:



 9 (For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth;)



 10 Proving what is acceptable unto the Lord.


 11 And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them.


 12 For it is a shame even to speak of those things which are done of them in secret.

 13 But all things that are reproved are made manifest by the light: for whatsoever doth make manifest is light.



 14 Wherefore he saith, Awake thou that sleepest, and arise from the dead, and Christ shall give thee light.


 15 See then that ye walk circumspectly, not as fools, but as wise,



 16 Redeeming the time, because the days are evil.

 17 Wherefore be ye not unwise, but understanding what the will of the Lord is.

 18 And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;



19 Speaking to yourselves in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs, singing and making melody in your heart to the Lord;

 20 Giving thanks always for all things unto God and the Father in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ;


 21 Submitting yourselves one to another in the fear of God.

 22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.


 23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.


 24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

 25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it;



26 That he might sanctify and cleanse it with the washing of water by the word,


27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot, or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy and without blemish.





 28 So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself.



29 For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church:




30 For we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones.





31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall be joined unto his wife, and they two shall be one flesh.



32 This is a great mystery: but I speak concerning Christ and the church.





 33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular so love his wife even as himself; and the wife see that she reverence her husband.





 Martha Jones: I travelled across the world. From the ruins of New York, to the fusion mills of China, right across the radiation pits of Europe. And everywhere I went I saw people just like you, living as slaves! But if Martha Jones became a legend then that's wrong, because my name isn't important. There's someone else. The man who sent me out there, the man who told me to walk the Earth. And his name is the Doctor. He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. But I've seen him, I know him... I love him... And I know what he can do.

Jeremiah 1:10 See, today I appoint you over nations and over kingdoms, to pluck up and to pull down, to destroy and to overthrow, to build and to plant.